BorlandTalk.com Borland discussion newsgroups   Archives   FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease          BorlandTalk.com Forum Index -> Delphi Non-Technical View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Scout Guest Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 4:40 am    Post subject: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease ...at least according to google talk: http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk Also on this site, some cool delphi code that lets you type lucky:delphi in the run box on windows to get you to Borland's website. Nice to know that some google engineers are also Delphi programmers. Scout Back to top Robert Marquardt Guest Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease How are the Delphi programmers used? Grinding them should be a tough job Back to top Kevin Guest Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Scout wrote: Quote: ..at least according to google talk: http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk Also on this site, some cool delphi code that lets you type lucky:delphi in the run box on windows to get you to Borland's website. Nice to know that some google engineers are also Delphi programmers. Scout OK... this is hilarious but completely off topic... I saw this on one of the google pages. Go to borland.public.off-topic: The posting is titled "Hilarious Google Search" Back to top Jim Muir Guest Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 12:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Scout wrote: Quote: ..at least according to google talk: http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk Also on this site, some cool delphi code that lets you type lucky:delphi in the run box on windows to get you to Borland's website. Nice to know that some google engineers are also Delphi programmers. Scout http://douweosinga.com/projects/googleprotocol program GoogleProtocol; Good code example of using shell and registry in a non form program Back to top Sting Guest Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Scout wrote: Quote: ..at least according to google talk: vb programmers are ... more likely to Die of suicide. Again according to googletalk. But don't worry, because delphi programmers are ... used to treat depression no flame intended, just random google results ;o) Back to top Harold Howe [TeamB] Guest Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Scout wrote: Quote: ..at least according to google talk: http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk "The quality of Borland software is...no longer supported." To be fair, I replaced borland with microsoft and got this: "The quality of microsoft software is...available for the following platforms: Windows; NT Windows Windows Windows Windows Windows." Well duh. H^2 Back to top Les Pawelczyk Guest Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Wow! I wish this was available when I was 16. It took me many years to learn what I could have known simply by inputting the query: "in order to satisfy a woman". To which I got a response: "in order to satisfy a woman Every time! Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter- up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy- glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the beach". In contrast the query: "in order to satisfy a man" produces the response: "in order to satisfy a man every Time Show up naked". Perhaps certain stereotype about pretty blonds and intelligence rings true after all. I mean - how smart do you have to be to remember ONE thing? Les. Back to top David Clegg Guest Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:24 am    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Scout wrote: Quote: ..at least according to google talk: That place is scary. It told me that "David Clegg is a visual Basic application?" However it would explain those "Object with or variable block not set" errors I've been experiencing in the mornings lately. :-) -- Cheers, David Clegg dclegg_at_ebetonline_dot_com Vote 1 http://cc.borland.com/codecentral/ccweb.exe/listing?id=21489 Now supports Google Groups searching with Dyna-extend(tm) technology! QualityCentral. The best way to bug Borland about bugs. http://qc.borland.com "With $10,000, we can be millionaires!" - Homer Simpson Back to top Colin Wilson Guest Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:24 am    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Les Pawelczyk wrote: Quote: "in order to satisfy a woman".... Spotweld????? Surely some mistake there! -- Colin - using XanaNews HTTP Transport e-mail :colin (AT) wilsonc (DOT) demon.co.uk web: http://www.wilsonc.demon.co.uk/delphi.htm Posted with XanaNews 1.16.4.2 Back to top Kevin Guest Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease David Clegg wrote: Quote: That place is scary. It told me that "David Clegg is a visual Basic application?" However it would explain those "Object with or variable block not set" errors I've been experiencing in the mornings lately. :-) ROTFL!!!! Back to top Joe Bain Guest Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease Les Pawelczyk wrote: Quote: in order to satisfy a man Two things "in order to satisfy a man" every Time Show up naked, with beer Back to top Martin Harvey (Demon Acco Guest Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Delphi programmers are used to treat Parkinson's disease On 23 Aug 2004 19:24:30 -0700, "David Clegg" <dclegg (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote: Quote: That place is scary. It told me that "David Clegg is a visual Basic application?" "Martin Harvey is" a very important point in the war on terror. 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